Weapon

Choose your weapon wisely.

Throne

King Scrambler sat upon his whole wheat throne wondering where the soothing melted butter went.

Blush

What did those girls say to make him blush like that?

Twice

It's twice as nice.

Bottom

I’m divining the future by reading tea leaves at the bottom of a hot cocoa cup.

Cracked

Cracked, in a good way.

Surely

We may not be thinking about spring yet, but they surely are.

Offer

I have nothing to offer but thyme, olive oil, tears and sweat.

Mark

On your mark, get set, soup!

Fum

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, I smell the blood of... a grade school science fair project.

Giving

A portrait of withering and yet still giving.

Dust

Eat my dust, pal!  Guess it's just another supportive, empathetic day at the races.

Unhinged

My cabinet door has become unhinged, leaving me to wonder shall I?

Math

Rice Cooker Timer + Grains and Other Good Stuff + Water = Excellent Breakfast Math

Fade

Has anyone told her that her looks are going to fade and youthful exuberance will dissipate soon so she better make something of herself while she still has the chance?

Friend

Well, hello old friend Sunlight. I almost didn't recognize you. Please do come in, join me for a cup of tea and stay for a while. 

Onslaught

There are predictable, quiet, burbling streams or an onslaught of speed, surges and unexpected turns.
It's a choice you mostly don't get to make.

Perfection

Shopped the exact ingredient list, followed the recipe to the letter, and cooked it to perfection.  Beaming with pride, stepped back and admired its beauty as I tasted the first bite.  The flavor of wet, sandy, dog-haired covered socks just about sums it up. 

Unearthed

Tasty remainders of the holiday past unearthed from freezer depths.

Fuzzy

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't really fuzzy,
Wuzzy?

Kaleidoscope

A knitter's kaleidoscope.

House

The Waffle House is my house.

Ode

Ode to a Warm Bowl of Soup

Oh tomato and navy beans, you warm my heart,
Homemade chicken broth gives a good start,
The rosemary, sage and thyme make it art,
With a dash of parm, chop of greens and olive oil it's really smart,
A bowl of soup will bring us together, then legumes will make us fart.